It’s not that I don’t appreciate Gen Z style—they’re creative, bold, and I fully support how this free-spirited generation is ready to change the world. But I’ve reached an age where some trends just don’t suit me anymore, feel forced, or bring back nightmare flashbacks from the 2000s. So, I’m happy to leave these waves to the younger crowd—let them have all the fun!
Middle Part Hair? No, Thanks
Some say you can tell if someone’s young by whether they part their hair in the middle or still sweep it to the side. I’m not totally out of touch—I know side parts are out of fashion, so I gave the middle part a try. Once. Then I looked in the mirror and thought, there’s no way I’m leaving the house like this. For us millennials, the side part isn’t just a habit—it’s identity. Lose that, and what’s left? Skinny jeans? (Actually, yes—but more on that later.)
Oversized, Baggy Clothes—I Feel Like I Fell Into a Donation Bin
I see confident Gen Zers strutting through the city like they stepped out of a fashion campaign: huge sweaters, baggy jeans, oversized coats. I tried it too. But the mirror showed me a chilly potato sack. For me, loose clothes don’t say cool—they say “I caught a cold from the office AC.” Maybe the secret is wearing it with confidence—but if so, I’ve lost that skill.
Low-Rise Pants—Been There, Done That, Thanks
Remember when Britney and Christina Aguilera made low-rise pants a thing? We millennials survived that once—stretchy belts, constant tugging, and the fear of showing more than intended every time we sat down. Gen Z is bringing this style back, and that’s their choice—but I’m sticking to my comfy high-waisted pants that support not just my soul but my sides too. Plus, they keep my underwear private—not out of prudishness, but because if I’m choosing comfort in lingerie, I don’t necessarily want to put it on display.
Soap Brows—When Gravity Affects Your Makeup Too
The fluffy, brushed-up eyebrow trend (aka “soap brow”) seemed exciting at first. Then I tried it and looked like life just totally surprised me. Maybe it works more subtly on Gen Z features, but for me, one word came to mind: Rumcajs. My nicely shaped, natural-arched brows feel familiar, comfortable—and don’t ruffle anyone’s nerves.
It’s not that Gen Z lacks style—far from it! It’s just that different things suit me now. And that’s perfectly okay. Just as they rock baggy pants with confidence, I wear my skinny jeans with the same pride. Because if fashion has taught me anything over the years, it’s this: the most important trend worth following is being true to yourself.
