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"I Wasn't Hired to Think" – Unbelievable Workplace Complaint Stories

Angela Price3 min read
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Copy – Paste

Copy – Paste
You won’t believe this, but it’s true. My boss asked me to add two extra paragraphs to a Word document. When I tried to use copy–paste, I got scolded and told to print the document, cut out the paragraphs with scissors, glue them in the right spot, and then retype the whole thing. Seriously.

Demotivating Mental Math

Demotivating Mental Math
My boss once called me out for doing mental math too quickly because it supposedly "demotivated" my coworkers. Can you imagine?

Thinking Means Getting Fired?

Thinking Means Getting Fired?
While working as a retail associate, I once solved a problem on my own. Instead of praise, my manager told me not to make decisions alone because "I wasn’t hired to think." When I asked if he was serious, he said yes. From then on, I had to ask him about every tiny question, which drove him nuts. When he finally snapped about being bothered with every little thing, I reminded him I wasn’t hired to think.

The Dangerous Kitten

The Dangerous Kitten
While working in a clothing store, I found a kitten on the street during lunch. I gave it a box and took it to the staff room, but my boss wouldn’t allow it to stay. Despite showing that the kitten couldn’t get out, had eaten, and was asleep, he insisted I put it in a colleague’s car. When I said it was too hot to leave it there for hours, he told me to choose between my job or the cat. Of course, I took the kitten home. Later, I learned he even wanted to discipline me for "endangering coworkers’ lives with a wild animal."

Secret Opening Hours

Secret Opening Hours
While working in a mall, my store manager overheard me telling a customer our opening and closing times. The next day, I was called in and accused of leaking confidential info, supposedly because the hours could be used for robberies or thefts. Opening hours are a secret now?

The Burning Bus

The Burning Bus
Once I was late to the office because the bus I was on caught fire. My supervisor told me to "plan my commute more carefully next time." Talk about no room for emergencies.

Give Me Your Number

Give Me Your Number
During a hospitality internship as a 17-year-old waitress, a group of eight men sat at my table. One flirted with me in a rude, vulgar way. When I refused to give him my number, he complained to my boss that I "humiliated him in front of his friends." Then my boss had the nerve to ask why I wasn’t nicer—mind you, the man was over 40 and I was just 17.

Aggressive Eyebrows

Aggressive Eyebrows
As a medical assistant, a patient’s relative once complained to the chief doctor because they thought "my eyebrows looked aggressive." The patient recovered and went home happy—only the relative had a problem with my eyebrows.

Harmful Overzealousness

Harmful Overzealousness
As a new teacher, the principal called me in because colleagues said I was "too thorough, enthusiastic, and hyperactive." They suggested I "take more breaks and slow down." Sometimes, less is more, but not when it stifles your passion.

Funeral or Work

Funeral or Work
After two years on the job, I asked for a day off to attend my cousin’s funeral. My manager refused and said if I went, I shouldn’t come back—claiming it showed I wasn’t loyal enough. Of course, I chose the funeral.
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