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"Oh my gosh, Judit has really gained weight!" – I sent this to Judit. The worst message you’ve ever accidentally sent to the wrong person

Szőke Angéla3 min read
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"Oh my gosh, Judit has really gained weight!" – I sent this to Judit. The worst message you’ve ever accidentally sent to the wrong person — Leisure
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I was chatting about buying a space heater on Marketplace while texting my girlfriend. That’s how I accidentally sent a poor guy the message, “Today I walked right into an old man’s fart cloud on the street.” He replied that was unfortunate, but then asked if I still wanted the heater or not.

Oops

I detailed my legal strategy in an email, but instead of sending it to my lawyer, I accidentally sent it to the person I was suing. (We ended up settling out of court.)

The Confession

My grandpa isn’t great with phones and didn’t understand why our neighbor Józsi was acting distant—until it turned out he’d sent the birthday text meant for me to Józsi instead. The message said, “Have a beautiful day, sweetheart, I miss you and can’t wait to visit.”

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Yikes

My boss’s spelling is terrible. I screenshot one of our message exchanges for a friend, circling all the mistakes, then accidentally sent it back to my boss. They replied with a sad emoji. We never talked about it again.

Funny

I meant to invite my then-girlfriend over for some “jacuzzi fun,” but sent the message to my son’s 12-year-old classmate instead. I called the parents right away to explain I’m not a creepy predator—just that my son’s name is Tamás and my girlfriend’s is Tamara.

What Do You Think?

I’d been on two dates with a guy, but our texting wasn’t moving forward and he didn’t ask for another date. So I screenshot three pages of our conversation and sent it to my friend asking, “Do you think he’s ghosting me or what?!” Minutes later she replied, “No, he’s swamped with a deadline and sick, but we could meet next week.” I accidentally sent the whole thing to him. We ended up dating for three years.

Awkward messages
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Unexplainable

I sent a porn link to the guy interested in my motorcycle for sale. I meant to send the ad link but forgot I’d copied the porn link too. When he replied, “What is this???” and I realized my mistake, I wanted to disappear. I tried to blame it on a hacked profile, but he probably didn’t believe me—he never replied again.

Enough

“I’m so done with Aunt Zsuzsa’s nonsense!” I sent this to Aunt Zsuzsa by mistake instead of my sister. Aunt Zsuzsa is our strict, old-fashioned aunt. She immediately called my mom, who promised to give me a good talking-to. Then we both burst out laughing so hard we cried. It’s one of my favorite memories with my mom, so I’m oddly grateful to Aunt Zsuzsa for that.

Harakiri

My boss messaged me asking if I could cover for a sick colleague. I replied, “If this happens again, I’ll kill myself.” Meanwhile, I was chatting with my girlfriend in another window about my urinary tract infection.

Judit

At a company party, one of our former supervisors showed up looking unrecognizable—she’d gained a lot of weight. I meant to text my colleague Janka this message: “Oh my gosh, Judit has really gained weight!” After half an hour with no reply, I checked my phone and saw I’d accidentally sent it to Judit herself—and she’d already read it. I ran to the coatroom with my head down, face bright red, grabbed my coat, and went straight home. I haven’t seen Judit since, but at least Janka got a good laugh out of it.

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