Teen Britney and Christina rocked them, but I hated low-rise jeans because they were so unflattering on me. Still, I had to wear them since no other jeans were available back then!
MySpace
My niece has no clue what this was. If you carefully crafted your profile with handpicked photos, graphics, and background music (!)—and if Tom Anderson’s name and face ring a bell—then high five!
VHS Tape
If you eagerly visited the video rental store and hoped your favorite movie was in stock, you’re definitely not a kid anymore. Kids today don’t even know what a VCR or VHS tape is, or that you had to rewind the tape to avoid a fine. If you were lucky, you had an uncle or classmate with a VCR, which was basically the "Netflix" of the time, letting you watch Rambo for the fifth time.
Dial-Up Internet
"Hang up, I need to make a call!"—your dad or boss used to say, because phone and internet couldn’t run at the same time. That weird dial-up sound was music to our ears back then.
What’s a Pencil For?
No Spotify back then—at best, you had a Walkman that quickly drained batteries, making your music play slower. Instead of wasting batteries rewinding, you grabbed a pencil to manually rewind the tape.
The Blue Part
The red part was your regular pencil eraser, but legend says the blue part erased pen ink. Actually, it just rubbed holes in the paper.
Tamagotchi
If you didn’t have a digital pet like this, you weren’t cool. Mine—poor thing—was always starving.
Alarm Clock
If you had this exact digital alarm clock, you know the drill: after every power outage, you had to reset it—and setting the alarm wasn’t easy either. Usually, only dads or boys managed that. The alarm sound was terrible.
Tetris
Not just kids loved it—adults were hooked too.
Climbing Frame
If your playground had these metal climbing frames, I bet you weren’t spared at least one big bump on your head from bumping into one of these iron beasts.
"Pixy, did you get pretty?" Every little girl asked for Miss Pixy for birthdays and Christmas—we were obsessed! My cousin kept cutting her hair shorter until she was completely bald, while I "made up" mine with a permanent marker that never came off.
Handheld Electronic Game
Boys fought over these at school, and every break was about beating each other’s high scores.
"Smart" Money Game
Who needed Monopoly when we had "Smart Money"? Lucky card, room furniture, savings bank, skip a turn—everything was there! I used to bug my poor parents every weekend to play with me.
Hello
The phone rang and you had no idea who was on the other end until you picked up and they introduced themselves. Calling a friend meant first chatting with their mom or dad.
Manual Window Crank
If you know what this prehistoric thing is and could use it, you were in good shape. I recently told my friend’s son how we used to roll car windows up by hand, and how I’d sweat trying to turn the crank in my dad’s old car. He looked at me like I was crazy.
Photos
You snapped a few photos on vacation, had no idea how they turned out, then waited weeks to finally hold the prints in your hands.
Text Messages?
No texts back then—just handwritten notes passed during class, which was risky because if the teacher caught you, they’d read it aloud to the whole class.
Instead of Google
Did you need to look up something unknown or a foreign word? If your parents didn’t know either, instead of Google and Wikipedia, you had a stack of encyclopedias or the Bakos explanatory dictionary.
TV Bear
You watched the evening cartoon without choice—no picking what you wanted. When TV Bear brushed his teeth and went to bed, so did you. No arguments. As we got older, we swapped TV Bear for the monster from Tales from the Crypt.
MTV
Today’s kids are surprised to learn MTV stands for Music Television—and back then, it really was all about music, not reality shows.