The internet has delivered women’s funny and painfully honest answers that surely made many men pause and reflect.
What’s sex with a man like?
I’d compare it to seeing someone step into the elevator while you rush to get in, but despite their dramatic button-pressing, the doors slowly close right in front of your nose, and you’re left standing there, a little annoyed and disappointed…
The Husband
When your husband says he’ll handle the dishes, but the next morning you see he didn’t put leftovers in the fridge, didn’t wipe the counter, and forgot to start the dishwasher because he didn’t press the button.
The Letdown
Like dreaming all day about enjoying a delicious slice of cake left from Sunday’s dinner, but when you open the fridge, someone else has already eaten it.
The Almost Sneeze
When you feel a sneeze coming on and wait for that big, satisfying “achoo,” but the urge disappears at the last second, leaving you disappointed.
The Hostage
Like being held hostage for two minutes when all you wanted was to finish vacuuming.
The Dead End
When you’re smoothly driving toward your destination, then suddenly turn a corner only to find the road leads nowhere.
Career Without Recognition
Basically a side gig as an actor, where you constantly deliver a fantastic performance but never get an Oscar.
The Interrupted Tune
Like listening to your favorite song in the car, fully immersed in the music, but just as the best part comes, the GPS chimes in.
Team Effort
Like having to work in a team where everyone else is useless, so if you want to get things done, you have to do everything yourself.
The Sobering Wake-Up
Like being in a pleasant dream where something amazing is about to happen, but you wake up right at that moment. No matter how hard you try, you can’t get back to sleep and continue the dream.
The Feeling of Missing Out
When you buy a tempting, delicious doughnut only to bite into it and find no jam, chocolate, or vanilla filling… just a plain doughnut.
No Climax
When someone enthusiastically starts telling a joke, and you listen with a smile, waiting for the punchline that never comes because they forgot it.
Why Again…?
When you walk into a room with a clear purpose, then forget what it was and just wander around wondering why you came in…
Thanks for Nothing
Like when your kid decides to “help” you cook, which ends up taking five times longer, with you doing all the work while watching, praising, and moving their clumsy little hands around. Actually, reading this back, it’s not so bad because at least the kid is enthusiastic…
Oh, No…
When you bite into a cookie and realize what you thought was a sweet chocolate chip is actually a raisin.
The Eternal Itch
Like when someone scratches your back but misses the exact itchy spot.
The Repairman
Like calling a repairman to open a lock who first tries to smash the door with a big hammer, so you ask him to try gentler tools instead, but no matter how much he fiddles, he can’t get in.
