Every festival is a unique world. Let’s explore how folks improve their quality of life in this micro-community. Of course, not every hack is worth copying—especially if it breaks the rules.
Digging In
It’s not the newest trick, but definitely one of the most effective—if you live in the city hosting the festival. Weeks before the start and stage setup, my friends and I dig deep and bury a stash of drinks where the camping area will be. It’s tough work, but worth it. On day one, just arrive early, pitch your tent near the hiding spot, and dig up the bottles. This saves a crazy amount of money.
Staying Connected
Write your friends’ phone numbers on paper—because if you lose your phone or it dies, you won’t remember them by heart. Even better: snap a photo of the numbers and set it as your lock screen. That way, if someone finds your phone, they can call your friends.
Pain-Free
Lidocaine spray is a game-changer. Spray it on your lower back or legs, and you can easily stand through three concerts without pain. One of my friends always brings a featherlight foldable camping chair—she just pulls it out of her backpack and enjoys the show comfortably seated.
Stay Cool
I have a thin silk robe that looks like a kimono. I always bring it, and when it’s scorching hot, I wet it down. While it’s drying, it works like a personal air conditioner. I never leave home without my small handheld fan either!
The Magic Funnel
My life changed the first time I used a female urination funnel. No more bending or squatting—just stand and go. If you’re not into funnels, try disposable toilet seat covers. They come in small packs that fit perfectly in your pocket.
Safety
A backpack lock is a must. It stops anyone from unzipping your bag and grabbing stuff during concerts. The code is a simple three-digit number I remember even after a few drinks. If I camp at the festival, a headlamp is essential. A friend twisted his ankle on the first day because he couldn’t see a root in the dark. It also helped me find a girl’s lost earring in the grass—she was so grateful she spent the night in my tent.
Stay Invisible
If you don’t want to appear in concert videos—because who wants to be seen drunkenly singing on some guy’s shoulder?—wear a top with a big brand logo. It works at every European festival since only official sponsor logos are allowed on camera.
Packing Tips
Always bring a pack of trash bags—they’re perfect for wet or muddy clothes if it rains, and for your dirty laundry. Instead of toilet paper, which can get soggy, I carry wet wipes—they’re also handy when shower lines are long and you don’t want to wait. I always wear thick-soled flip-flops in the shower.
Essentials
Eye mask and earplugs, a thin inflatable travel mattress for a good night’s sleep. Duct tape for fixing torn tents, bags, or backpacks. Alcohol-based hand sanitizer is a lifesaver—even when you can’t wash up. Also pack band-aids, insoles, electrolyte capsules, pain relievers, and way more socks than you think you’ll need.
Privacy
I was done with having to use disgusting—trashed and soiled—porta-potties. My trick was to squat over the hole to pee, but once someone bumped the booth and I fell. That was the last straw. The next year, on day zero, I put a “not working” sign on the farthest toilet, and my friends and I had our own private bathroom all festival long.
